I did something today that I haven't done in a really long time. Something I used to do several times a day when I was a teenager. I was alone, and it felt good.
It was much different than I remember. Things were bigger back then, more pronounced and curved. I felt like I was ready to do it again because of the way certain things in my life have been going. When I did it, I liked the end result, but I think it will only continue to improve. As the weeks pass, and the days count down to my 40th birthday, I will probably do it again. To see how it feels. To see the progress I hope to make.
I've been accused of being too honest with my writing. But that's all I know. So I am not shy or embarrassed to admit this. We've all done it. Men probably more than women. I've even watched people doing it and I didn't feel weird. I've seen it on TV, in magazines (centerfolds, of course, but also full color spreads spanning several pages), I've seen people do it right in front of me. I kind of like watching people do it. I have since I was a little kid. Maybe it's a secret fetish of mine or something.
Oh, and I did it when I got out of the shower. Just after I cleaned my ears, but before I brushed my teeth. I did have a pink towel draped over my bottom in case anyone walked in to catch me.
That's right, this 39 year old, husband, and father of two, looked in the mirror and flexed. More specifically, I did the "Crab, Most Muscular."
You should try it too.
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