Sexy Silver Foxes

As I eat my breakfast, and get ready to give myself the one of two hairstyles I've had all of my life (well, there was the time I let my hair grow long enough to fit into a pony tail, and then had an ex-girlfriend suggest I perm it. I looked like Kenny G for a little while--no pictures exist--and then I kept the perm, with my hair shorter on the top and long in the back. I was truly the Hair Club for Men guy), I see an article, "Sexy Silver Foxes in Hollywood." I basically shave my hair down low for two reasons: 1) Cyndi likes it; and 2) it makes the grey less noticeable. Here is the list of the 12 Hollywood Hunks that make growing my hair out something to consider:

1. George Clooney


2. Anderson Cooper


3. Harrison Ford


4. John Stewart


5. Eric Dane


6. Richard Gere


7. Alec Baldwin


8. Sean Connery


9. John Slattery


10. Sean Penn


11. Pierce Brosnan


12. Tim Gunn

I recognized most of the people on this list, and thought, "hmm...I'm probably younger than all of these people. So I looked them up:

• George Clooney, 48


• Anderson Cooper, 42


• Harrison Ford, 67


• Jon Stewart, 46


• Eric Dane, 36


• Richard Gere, 60


• Alec Baldwin, 51


• Sean Connery, 79


• John Slattery, 47


• Sean Penn, 49,


• Pierce Brosnan, 56


• Tim Gunn, 56

Second to Eric Dane, I'd be the youngest. I don't know Eric Dane, but the pictures I just saw on IMDB show him with brown hair. And Sean Connery is mostly bald. I've been thinking about growing out my hair just to see what it looks like longer. Is the grey as bad as it seems? Should I really be that worried about it? Is it s dead giveaway that I'm getting older? If I grow it out, would MSN add me to the list? Serious concerns here.

I think I'll keep it short. The first reason's the best.