11 Things a 39 a year old does not want to hear

1. "Oh, my God, your hair is really gray!" Heard yesterday at a funeral
2. "You look like you are shrinking!" Heard yesterday at a funeral
3. "Bend over and cough..." Heard earlier this year
4. "What time would you like to schedule your colonoscopy?" Heard earlier this year
5. "You've really aged..." Heard yesterday at a funeral
6. "...and we've given you the senior discount..." Heard by my 45 year old brother, last week at a restaurant...fearful I will hear it too...
7. (at a bar, after the bouncer has carded everyone else) "You're good, go right in..." Heard earlier this year
8. "You don't look so good...do you need to sit down?" Just waiting for someone to say...
9. (About music from the 80's and 90's)"...oh, so you like 'Classic Rock?'" Positive one of my nieces or nephews will spit out within the next 67 days...
10. "What's 'The Brady Bunch'?" (or any popular sitcom from the 70's or 80's) Heard earlier this year
11. "Are you done yet?!?" Enough said...